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EPMD have Safe Sex with a Customer

Our first contribution from a reader came in today, from Party-Starter for the Stars DJ AM!

AM writes in with two fine EPMD selections from back in the day.

From “Safe Sex” off Erick Sermon’s solo album debut No Pressure

Ding dong, there goes the bell
I opened up the door and oh, what the hell
It was a buncha niggas standin’ by my door
I said come in, but respect my floor
That means take off your shoes and englands
’cause I’m a gentleman, some say distinguished
All of y’all put your things up in the kitchen
And the rest of y’all sit down and listen
Be free and relax in what you’re wearin’
Let’s all be happy like bobby mcferrin
And get loose and produce the funky juice
And let’s swing this shit like they swing a forty deuce
They want some reggae, like some flex
Time to have sex!

And from “You’re a Customer”

When i walk through the crowd i can see heads turning
I hear voices saying “that’s erick sermon”
Not only from the women, but from the men
You know what? it feels good, my friend

Get the Bozack indeed!



  1. allahbornsgod m allah aka keep it baggy not faggy on Thursday 2, 2009

    Hilarious. The first onw I never heard b.u.t the sec one ,I still got that on wax. Peace

  2. Combat Jack on Thursday 2, 2009

    I know. Even though they remain the best rap duo evah. So so so so so suspect.

  3. Jordi on Thursday 2, 2009

    first one is from the first Erick Sermon album….
    I know for a fact that Parrish is no homo…he did a girl in the tour trailer when he was in Vienna. But sheeeet…Erick…that’s suspect.

  4. DANJ! on Thursday 2, 2009

    Ayyyo… LMAO…

    I also found it strange how Erick said in the 1st verse of “Safe Sex”… “call up ya girl and invite her too”. I’d think that if this was some kinda hetero sex party, calling up the girls would be more of a “foremost” and less of an “oh, by the way, bring them too”.

  5. DANJ! on Thursday 2, 2009

    Oh, and Erick has a HOST of questionable lyrics.

    “I need that man meal sandwich, yes I need Manwich”

    “Heeeey, Erick Sermon… Heeeeey”

    “I’m the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour”

    and let’s not forget “Mr. Bozack” by EPMD… E & P playing the role of a man talking to his penis.

  6. Richie Sodapop on Thursday 2, 2009

    and let’s not forget the woman hating “Jane” saga.
    Especially the one when Jane comes to the crib dressed as a guy, complete with a false mustache and they all get down.

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