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Soulja Boy Cranks Dat Boner

Rapper-slash-NAMBLA-sex-object Soulja Boy is apparently more of a grower than a show-er. A few days ago he posted a photo on Twitter, showing off his physique.

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The photo left some critics feeling a little limp. Blogger Necole Bitchie linked to the photo with a reference to Mr. Boy’s “Lil Peen”.

As you can see, Soulja Boy went back to the lab and Cranked Dat Boner up for his next photo session which today has Twitter all a-twitter.

Soulja Boy, oh my little Soulja Boy. Please remember the last one-hit rap wonder who took so many photos in his underwear. It nearly killed his career.

We’re awfully curious what kind of aids Soulja Boy may have used for the new batch of photos. An English cucumber perhaps? Maybe a maglite?

It’s like playing a game of Clue… Soulja Boy did it, in the Bathroom with the Lead Pipe!

Given this hung young man’s web acumen, we may soon see him drop an instructional video for his male fans on how to stuff their pants like Soulja Boy. Then again, the ultimate video on that topic is already on YouTube (skip to 5:45 or so).

Related video: The Hazzards – Lets Get Boners!



  1. [...] Or perhaps you saw them more recently singing “Lets Get Boners” in the Rap Gaydar post on Soulja Boy’s augmented penis. [...]

  2. sabrina on Wednesday 15, 2009

    how long

  3. sabrina on Wednesday 15, 2009

    hey sexxi

  4. Bodgt on Wednesday 15, 2009

    Man dat is long, real long

  5. remous on Wednesday 15, 2009

    that is not real

  6. tisha on Wednesday 15, 2009

    omg! he looked smoking hot. he also have so nide abs

  7. shortiek900 on Wednesday 15, 2009

    soulja boy ives me such a wetty n idk if its real

  8. toomuch122 on Wednesday 15, 2009

    thats fake