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Soulja Boy Cranks Dat Boner

Rapper-slash-NAMBLA-sex-object Soulja Boy is apparently more of a grower than a show-er. A few days ago he posted a photo on Twitter, showing off his physique.

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The photo left some critics feeling a little limp. Blogger Necole Bitchie linked to the photo with a reference to Mr. Boy’s “Lil Peen”.

As you can see, Soulja Boy went back to the lab and Cranked Dat Boner up for his next photo session which today has Twitter all a-twitter.

Soulja Boy, oh my little Soulja Boy. Please remember the last one-hit rap wonder who took so many photos in his underwear. It nearly killed his career.

We’re awfully curious what kind of aids Soulja Boy may have used for the new batch of photos. An English cucumber perhaps? Maybe a maglite?

It’s like playing a game of Clue… Soulja Boy did it, in the Bathroom with the Lead Pipe!

Given this hung young man’s web acumen, we may soon see him drop an instructional video for his male fans on how to stuff their pants like Soulja Boy. Then again, the ultimate video on that topic is already on YouTube (skip to 5:45 or so).

Related video: The Hazzards – Lets Get Boners!



  1. [...] Or perhaps you saw them more recently singing “Lets Get Boners” in the Rap Gaydar post on Soulja Boy’s augmented penis. [...]

  2. sabrina on Wednesday 15, 2009

    how long

  3. sabrina on Wednesday 15, 2009

    hey sexxi

  4. Bodgt on Wednesday 15, 2009

    Man dat is long, real long

  5. remous on Wednesday 15, 2009

    that is not real

  6. tisha on Wednesday 15, 2009

    omg! he looked smoking hot. he also have so nide abs

  7. shortiek900 on Wednesday 15, 2009

    soulja boy ives me such a wetty n idk if its real

  8. toomuch122 on Wednesday 15, 2009

    thats fake

  9. shambria on Wednesday 15, 2009

    ur dick is sooooo big i cant handle dat but i will try

  10. satia jackson on Wednesday 15, 2009

    hey soulja boy dis ya girl tia I am obssessed with you alot. you blow my mind all of the time I am 18 and Im mexican and black. Go to college and Im going to be a singer. my cousin dymond cruz is a dancer and she is famouse to most people but I like to have fun and have fun. soulja boy you already know that your going to be mine. I lived in california in Las Angelas and it is hot I was born in louisiana in New Orleans and my birthday is july 29th I was born in 1995 I am the oldest in my family I have 5 Brothers and 4Sisters my dad is black and my moms mexican and black. anyway soulja boy keep me posted.Oh and I am in the new ranngerrs video I know how to jerk Ive beed in there crew for 3 years well anyway keep me posted Bye BOO!!!

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  12. baby.doll2014 on Wednesday 15, 2009

    baby i cant handle that but i would love to try it i f**** swear u r so fine

  13. sheri on Wednesday 15, 2009

    omg that rite there is wat i like i would love to fuck the shit out of you and for you dumb ass hoes his dick is real damn wat the fuck u mad cus ur man got a lil dick haha bitches ( MZ.wayz )

  14. Shalil Dismukes on Wednesday 15, 2009

    damn that dick is so fucking huge. i would suck that damn thing. honestly.

  15. rider on Wednesday 15, 2009

    i would go on a ride with that